Nobody mention THE wedding....

One of my longest, bestest friends is getting married on Saturday, the thought having to dress up, out of my comfort zone keeps bringing me out in cold sweats, giving me nightmares and basically sending me into nervous breakdown territory. I know the vast majority of her guests are stunning and slim so I'm feeling the pressure.

I have ordered and paid for 10 dresses online, 9 of which have gone back! The only one I remotely liked is far shorter than I would usually wear, not that I ever wear dresses but it is the only one that doesn't make me look like a tent or Mr Blooby in a dress! I have got my support body suit that arrived last week and the support tights to try and slim my legs down have arrived today! I hope it cools down a bit by then or I'll be melting!

This is the dress.....

All I can say is hurrah for the bar! I think its  the only thing that will get me through the day without wanting to change the minute I arrive! I'll try and get a picture of me dressed up on the day but I'm not promising. On the plus side I'm getting my hair and nails done on Friday and I've not had either done for aagggeess and the wedding will be amazing so despite my issues, I'm going to flippin enjoy it! Oh and did I mention it's child free........